by Dildo.Swaggins_ October 30, 2020
A response to a story in which someone has had something bad happen to them, or been cut - a way of recognising that what has happened is terrible, but reserving the right to be sympathetic.
Guy 1 "I organised a night out with everyone, and Tim didn't text me back. Then it turned out everyone went round to Tim's that night so only me and Steve ended up meeting and going out. "
Guy 2 "What a cut"
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Guy 1 to passing friend "Hi!"
no response
Guy 2 "what a cut"
Guy 2 "What a cut"
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Guy 1 to passing friend "Hi!"
no response
Guy 2 "what a cut"
by GaGaOhLaLa May 14, 2010
by Bad C dev March 04, 2021
An overused, self-aware joke made by redditors and incels, immediately followed by more god-awful self aware jokes
Redditors: WHAT IS A GIRL?
Person on Internet: The person talking to you.
Redditors: QUICK DO THE THING!!!!11!!!!!1!!
Person on Internet: The person talking to you.
Redditors: QUICK DO THE THING!!!!11!!!!!1!!
by DatAmazingGamer December 13, 2020
by wisewordsfromaris March 13, 2022
Someone:
"Advertisement from the 1960's... 'Each day Humble now Exxon supplies enough energy to melt seven million tons of glacier! This giant glacier has remained unmelted for centuries. Yet, the petroleum energy Humble supplies - if converted into heat - could melt it at a rate of 80 tons each second!'
No shit huh? Humble, my ass."
Someone else:
¿Cracka What?
"Advertisement from the 1960's... 'Each day Humble now Exxon supplies enough energy to melt seven million tons of glacier! This giant glacier has remained unmelted for centuries. Yet, the petroleum energy Humble supplies - if converted into heat - could melt it at a rate of 80 tons each second!'
No shit huh? Humble, my ass."
Someone else:
¿Cracka What?
by classof97dude November 30, 2011
A phrase used as a sign of weakness, in place of "what's good" most commonly used by teenage bros that wear bro flops and are perk heads/coke addicts/drug dealers etc... if a bro is approached by kids that want to beat up him or whatever friend that is in house he will come to the door and say "what's goodybags?" to appear cool and calm... but little does he know, jo beat up dom
by kobenut January 12, 2010