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Virgin River

The act of squirting via masturbation by a female who is still a virgin.
Tiffany experienced a virgin river when she rubbed her vagina.
by ohyouknow123321 January 12, 2024
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Virgin

This is a term people use with the intention of calling someone an ultra-loser or an idiotic mess, or in simpler words, Ben Shapiro.
Person> Why won't people just use others' correct pronouns?
Ben Shapiro> According to many scientists, childeren complain the most out of all organisms. Therfore, according to proffesional scientists and phyciatrists worldwide, you are obtaining what one may call 'child behavior'. I do not approve of this immature behavior and wish to proceed happily with my life while being homophobic and transphobic, which causes no negativity or harm to anybody. I'm so smart because I talk like a nerd in seventh grade.
Person> Bruh you're such a virgin.
by skibbidybompmmbadap February 21, 2022
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virgin

Somebody who hadn't get laid yet because they are too ugly
I'm 71 and still a virgin
by Dankmasterjones October 1, 2017
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Virgin Monster

A creepy stalker who wants to rape women just to lose his virginity. Another word for this meaning is "pervert." No wonder why women won't date these men. Keep it up, ladies! Ditch those bad boys!
Girl: Ew, I just saw a virgin monster. Best to avoid dating him.

Girl 2: Wow, no wonder why he never really had a girlfriend in his life. He could end up being like a 40-year old virgin.
by TechUser93 June 5, 2021
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Virgin

"Apparently saghs girls decide who's a virgin and who's not."

"She's not a virgin and I have proof of it too!"
by moderndaysociety June 23, 2017
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virgin

Person 1: Lmao youre such a virgin
Person 2: Yes, I'm Tengo.
by anonymous March 21, 2021
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Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
A lot of guys are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to go out of their way to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. Either that or lack confidence.
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
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