tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

by libby2013 July 7, 2016

awkward tree

A person who could be so awkward they could be a tree

Guy: You kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: Nah, she's an awkward tree

by NotK1w1 May 4, 2017

The BG Gacha Tree House

A bulgarian tiktok collab account for gacha users made by WeirdKit_1K(known as Azul back then) in May 9th 2020.
The collab account consisted of the following members:
Viktoria - she was the first to join. Weeks later she left due to needing to make another tiktok account, she went inactive since.
Kamen - Kit's ex, they became "gf and bf" for 3 months but later they broke up.
Face4eto - Laura's ex. Was homophobic and not active in the group, later left.
Teo - A very nice person who is still friends with the few remaining.

Toximity - Today known as SirCalicoIII, was a active addition to the group. Still great friends with the others
Laura - A nice person in the group, not much known since the end of the collab.

Kit,Calico and Teo are still active online.

"Remember The BG Gacha Tree House?"
"Yea it was nice while it lasted"
"I guess"

by WeirdKit_2K November 18, 2021

Tree

It is a bush on the wood.

Person 1: What is a tree?
Person 2: It is the place money grows.
Person 1: I see.

by BrkaBezBrka August 1, 2020

Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.

This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree

by J_tits November 11, 2011

Tree door

Someone who is a jokester and makes out of pocket jokes, yet they seem to reject sarcasm and cannot take a joke. A tree door is also someone who says they're sorry about taking an ugly picture of you and putting it on their story but still doesn't delete it for a stupid reason.

"Delete that picture of me right now b!tch!" "You call me cuss words? No, I am not going to delete it." "You're such a tree door!"

OR
"You should say this funny joke" "No" "You're so mean:(" "I don't like your attitude." "I was being sarcastic" "You should've made that more clear. Grow up." "Screw you, you're such a TREE DOOR!!"

by Yeahgirlulikemealittlebit April 12, 2024

wall tree

When someone as big as a tree holds a girl up against the wall in order to eat her out.

I need someone to wall tree me right now.

He so strong I got wall treed last night!

by ArchyFlower January 24, 2024