Bro-Meter

A meter specifically designed to see how many 'bros' someone can say over a 10 week period.

Let's check the Bro-meter, shall we?

by QQQQQddddaaaaaaaad July 22, 2016

Sesh with the bros

when you go for a skimpy joint with the bros and make them watch you for 20 minutes and then follow this by going home look like you smoked 2 pound of the dank mother fucking Cush and post your smokey eyes on the social media site "snapchat" and type "sesh with the bros, you know who your are"

you, wanna go riding and smoke weed yeah man go for a sesh with the bros

by ill eat your pussy juice every April 21, 2017

Pullina Bro

When you make a joke that isn't funny or continue to add on to a joke that makes said joke unfunny.

"Why don’t scientists trust atoms? " I say to her. "Because they make up everything!" She says. " Those fricken liars, making up everything..." " You were just pullina bro" , she says with disappointment in her voice.

by YourFriendlyLion May 11, 2018

Mi bro

You're best bud (that's a guy). He's a mi bro.

hey, it's mi bro.

by Ollie Ollie Octopus November 8, 2021

bro-rated

Unlike pro-rated, when a someone discounts a service because you stopped using it, bro-rated is when one of your buddies offers you a deal up front.

My fraternity brother rents his ski condo for $1,200 a week. He let me have it for the bro-rated price of $450.

by rpcgal January 30, 2021

bro-polio

The scenario of the typical bro who ignores leg day constantly. This results in a top heavy, wasted-leg syndrome similar to polio sufferers and a tendency to wear sweatpants to the gym.

A top-heavy physique with bulges in all the right places but supported by puny pink cardboard rolls attached to shoes.

Bro 1: Dude, summer is on why aren't you wearing shorts?

Bro 2: Been hammering the gym dude, but forgot legs. Suffering from Bro-polio big time... look at these things?

Bro 1: Shit dude, do you even lift?

by Mucky September 12, 2013

Honorary Bros

Chill group of people.

“Thats some honorary bros behavior my nigga”

by Bruhloleatmyass May 14, 2019