Skert into the bowling ball

When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal

individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."

by EnDo_Cheezuz May 15, 2017

Turkey Bowl

"The act of placing one's testicles into a paper bowl in the hopes of turning your team's luck in favor"

Jarod: "Shit, the Indians might actually win the World Series."

- JT: "Fuck, guess I gotta Turkey Bowl it."

by Helloimjosh October 4, 2017

Donkey Bowl

When one is hitting the bong and is simultaneously donkey punched in the back of the head leaving a ring bruise around ones lips

Marc; why does it smell like pot in the house?
Son; fuck you dad *turns around hits bong*
Marc; I'm going to donkey bowl you, son"

by FagFaggotSon October 8, 2017

bouj bowl

"Spliff bowl" bouj is cut up tobacco (backwoods wrap no guts) mixed with weed smoked out of a bong

"What do you wanna do"
"Idk roll a spliff "
"No I'll pack a bouj bowl instead"

by Cosmoookittyy May 20, 2017

Cole-Bowl

A term used to describe the haircut of Cole Sprouse. The hairstyle is basically an overgrown bowl-cut slicked back in a greasy mess.

"Have you seen Craig's new haircut?"
"Yes, he looks stunning with that Cole-Bowl"

by Onyxwaffle May 21, 2017

i will bowl you

I will beat you up

"I will bowl you under the table"

by Julic June 14, 2017

bowl of broken eggs

A girl who has had many abortions.

She's had so many abortions, she's a bowl of broken eggs.

by Grad1678 June 20, 2017