One who checks facebook on his or her Iphone, black berry etc. at work or at home wile on the can dropping a duce.
Joe: you going to the can
Steve: yep, dropping #2
Joe: want the paper?
Steve: NO! I have facebook on my Iphone
Joe: dude your such a facebook dumper!
Steve: yep, dropping #2
Joe: want the paper?
Steve: NO! I have facebook on my Iphone
Joe: dude your such a facebook dumper!
by CHUCKKXXL February 08, 2010
When a (most of the time attractive) girl or guy uploads a (profile) picture on Facebook that gets a massive amount of likes or attention; stirring up the social networking community.
Yo bro did you see Alexandra's new profile picture? She's looking so good. 100+ likes? 36 comments? A Facebook bomb was dropped today.
by TxTau1856 May 22, 2013
When you say something on your wall or private message that offends someone whether its directly/inderectly you end up silencing the person for a long period of time while their anger, hate and rage builds up to the point of going postal on internet forums.
by FoeSquares January 13, 2010
by gars9004 January 22, 2010
The snitch weasel ratted me out to my Mom after seeing photos on Facebook that I wasn't really sick that day. He's such a mama's boy facebook fink.
by Sara Bellhum April 07, 2010
"I posted on my facebook status that I was so exhausted that I needed a couple lines of blow to keep functioning. My sister read it and called my mom and told her I may have a drug problem. She's such a Facebook Literalist."
by DinNYC May 09, 2010
When you post a false status on facebook knowing your page if being watched by you significant other and have your friends comment on it to help the cause
I was out tricking off last night but with a little facebook misdirection my girl thought i was at work all night
by Zale1738 February 18, 2010