Alabama Pig Slop

When a woman is getting double penetration, Eiffel tower style, the two men arm wrestle on her back while attempting to ejaculate as fast as possible. Whoever looses the arm wrestling match is forced to suck creampie out of the female, with a straw and swallow it.

One hundred dollars says my dad will loose to me in an Alabama Pig Slop competition if my mom is on the rag again.

by DRUNKENTREX July 1, 2021

Polyester Pig Pile

Collective Noun
1. a: When a group of police officers pile onto and fight with a "resistive offender" on the ground.

b: At the end of a police pursuit, when the police chase a "resistive offender" down on foot and tackle him/her to effect the arrest.

c: Usually done to gain control of and arrest a "restive offender".

Not to be confused police brutality, excessive force, unlawful force, police misconduct, anything else bad, wrong, or negative.

Synonyms

hockey love, street justice, attitude adjustment, put the boots to

Did you see the "Polyester Pig Pile" on tv after the high speed pursuit yesterday.

The bad guy sure got his from the "Polyester Pig Pile".

by claycopopo March 8, 2013

snort the magic pig

a euphemism for crack addict although still crude.

lots of snort the magic pigs live in the negerlands

by instigationmachine May 12, 2004

female chauvinist pig

A female person who thinks men are merely objects to be used for pleasure, esthetic value or labour. It's common place to see these in the form of teenage girls bullying young boys; in fact, most bullies seen in recent years are female.

Example 1:
(Female Chauvinist Pig): Go fight some wars and do things that benefit my life.

(Male): Why don't you do that for me, honey?

(Female Chauvinist Pig): Because I'm not a fucking man, am I?

Example 2:
(14-year-old Female Chauvinist Pig): Get out of my seat right now, you fucking ugly shit!

(Harmless young boy): But... t-this isn't your seat, Sophia...

(14-year-old Female Chauvinist Pig): Get out NOW or I'll punch you in the face, you little shit!

by kronnoc July 13, 2015

Three little pigs

when a really fat man and two really fat women have a threesome in a brick house (or apartment)

Ew gross! I saw three little pigs yesterday, they forgot to turn the lights out.

by captain cash November 28, 2009

Flying Pig Flu

Another name for the Swine Flu as it is a mixture of pig & bird viruses.

The epicenter of the Flying Pig Flu was Mexico City.

by flyingpigflu April 25, 2009

Two pigs in a blanket

A slut male or female who's whore ass is so sloppy two dicks can easily cohabitate inside.

I'm surprised Jen isn't suffering from incontinent bowl. Last week at your dad's AA celebration she sat on the table and a bottle of Jim beam fell up her asshole! She can easily handle two pigs in a blanket!

by Scrunthole June 17, 2018