Cat Soup with extra Dog Gravy

The best consumption to have with you daily dose of Bean consumption

My Cat Soup with extra Dog Gravy was cold

by Doodlebobber2881 June 12, 2021

Soup of the night

That decisive moment on a dance floor when you choose a substance to consume that will carry you to the end of the party.

What is your soup of the night? I think Molly because I want to dance more.

by scottvalentinewastaken June 17, 2021

cheese soup

When a big fat faggot takes a baked potato and slobbers melted cheese all over it until it looks like cheese soup of some sort...

Goddamn slob, WTF do you need all that damn cheese for you goddamn hog.

by Ninjedi February 20, 2005

Soup

Slang for when you can't make the plans.

Joe: "Hey do you want to go to the bar tonight and grab a few drinks"
Kyle: " No I can't its soup"

by Steelflex248 September 29, 2024

Split Pee Soup

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.

Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.

by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024

primordial soup

A word used to describe a woman's genitals when they've had sex with over 50+ people. Refers to the hot conditions & the ingredients necessary to form new STDs

Primordial soup, also known as prebiotic soup, is the hypothetical set of conditions present on the Earth around 3.7 to 4.0 billion years ago. It is an aspect of the heterotrophic theory, concerning the origin of life, first proposed by Alexander Oparin in 1924, and J. B. S. Haldane in 1929. (Wikipedia) The theory suggests that the primordial soup gave birth to the first microscopic organisms. (or in this case, new breeds of STDs)

"Bro Alisha has like 500 bodies"
"Her cooch must be a primordial soup"

by bamcats December 5, 2024

soup of the week

when you are having sex with a girl and you puke inside her mouth, preferably when she isn't expecting it

oh man I gave her the soup of the week last night

by sdwdad December 6, 2024