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Sextember 25

The day att enables picture messaging on Iphones, causing an immense amount of internetwork traffic of vaginas and dicks. Some believe it may crash the internet or at very least give it an STD.
Nick what is that on your phone?

A condom.

Why?

Its sextember 25 i dont want my phone getting the herp.
by dirty D NAVIS September 24, 2009
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Steptember

Occurs in the month of September, when individuals cut lines(steps) into their hair. The steps can travel any direction over the head, and the number is only limited by the amount of hair spouting from your cranium. This month is a good lead up to Movember. Generally the more steps and crazier the design, the more acceptance and envy from your fellow Steptembrians.
Yo Rangi, this year I am going to get my barber to cut some circle steps for Steptember, how about you bro?

Famous Celebrity steps include Rapper Vanilla Ice, of Ice Ice Baby fame.
by Jarad Cowie August 17, 2007
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Septemberphobia

Classic symptoms include end of summer blues and freak out first time college class, all at the same time.
Bah, I've got Septemberphobia.
by B08UGH September 2, 2010
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SeptOber

When you work for a small library wholesaler, and no one knows what to call the cusp catalog, so you come up with some random nonsense. Your coworkers then start searching for SeptOber on the interwebs, trying to vet its innocence and or lack thereof.
SeptOber? We have to call the catalog SeptOber? Will there be a - or a / ???
by LjWayfarer August 4, 2023
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sextember

A month that was once September 1st. Comes from the Latin "sex" meaning six, and is placed in order before (Septem)ber, (Octo)ber, (Novem)ber, and (Decem)ber. September now starts on the 2nd.
Dude, I totally got laid on Sextember.
by Bennett and Luke April 2, 2008
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8 de setembro

Dia Internacional de fuder a mãe do Rafael
"Em 8 de setembro, nós fizemos a mãe do Goya"
by Flowersucca September 19, 2020
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Septembeer

The month of September, when the shrinking daylight and the beginning of school and work pushes people to drink more beer.
It's Septembeer! Fuck it let's have a beer
by Kraken of the night September 15, 2017
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