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Second-rounder

In the dating game, a second-rounder is a person who didn't get married in their 20s like 1st rounders. They're usually still in "game shape" for sport fucking, but for whatever reason, the mental game never clicked and could never get married and retire from The Game.

Second-rounders are typically primo picks for divorced 1st rounders who are still in Game Shape themselves, but now have to get back into The Game
A milf got married and had babies, but a Second-rounder never got picked from the sidelines before their 30s.
by Leon_Washington August 9, 2021
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second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.
Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense
by 10:20am September 16, 2021
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1- Second-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's second-cousin-twice-removed.
My second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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second-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's child.
My second-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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second-cousin-twice-removed

1- Grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's grandchild.
My second-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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second-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's great-grandchild.
My second-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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second-cousin-once-removed

1- Great-grandparent's sibling's grandchild / Parent's second-cousin.
2- Grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild / Second-cousin's child.
My second-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021
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