Imagine opening the pizza box to find a chaotic scene: the once perfectly round pizza is now a mess, all squished to one side, as if it had a run-in with a wild gust of wind. Toppings cling desperately to the edges, cheese cascading over the lip of the crust like a cheesy waterfall, while sauce streaks across the cardboard like a colorful abstract painting.
This is known as a gutter pizza as the person picking up the pizza tripped on the carpark gutter when exiting the pizza shop causing the pizza box to hit the ground.
This is known as a gutter pizza as the person picking up the pizza tripped on the carpark gutter when exiting the pizza shop causing the pizza box to hit the ground.
by Str8rippinpro April 24, 2024
Get the gutter pizzamug. The incredible unpleasant sensation of being overly full after gorging on pizza, garlic bread or knots.
Emilie: “ Why are you on the floor moaning?”
Dad: “I ate six garlic knots and seven slices of pizza. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”
Dad: “I ate six garlic knots and seven slices of pizza. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 30, 2024
Get the Pizza bellymug. When you are too lazy to get the fuck up so you call GrubHub to bring you tomato paste on garlic bread with vegan cheese on top. Also known as pizza.
by ThingsPreAPSays October 24, 2020
Get the Pizzamug. When you go on a mission in a different country and you don’t like the food, so you just order pizza for 2 years.
“He ate so much pizza on his mission that it cancelled out all the walking he did. He definitely is a Mormon pizza!”
by Lucitypoop July 8, 2025
Get the Mormon Pizzamug. by cam56k August 25, 2025
Get the mexican pizzamug. by Kreemy Kevin May 4, 2018
Get the cookie pizzamug. It's the closest thing to sex in pizza form. I have no clue what shit is in there, but damn is it tasty
"Man, I'd kill for a taco pizza, right now."
"What's in that shit anyway?"
"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"
"What's in that shit anyway?"
"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"
by JLJackalope June 24, 2020
Get the taco pizzamug.