Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023

National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day

January 11th

On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!

No one gets left behind!

My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.

by Sharkey Studios December 13, 2023

National Kick a Confederate Day

December 15th
You can go kick a traitor in the place it hurts

Bill: Yo it's National Kick a Confederate Day!!
Issac: Let's go bro!!

by Shiny the borgor December 15, 2023

Kicking the crumbs

Kicking the crumbs or kicking a crumb is a Massachusetts term for jerking off or beating your meat.

Mom I was just kicking the crumbs off my bed

by Ultra wide river December 15, 2022

kick router

When someone turns off their internet connection to escape having to deal a situation in an online videogame

YO TOM FUCKIN KICKED ROUTER ROGHT WHEN HE WAS BOUTTA DIE, WHAT A BITCH!
Jimmy don't kick router just because you're loosing

by Better call jesus christ December 26, 2022

Kick rocks

A very unfortunate phrase that should not be used, unless you’re a homeless disgusting, lying poser, who steals people souls..

The dirty lying, Rat kid couldn’t handle the truth so he had to kick rocks..

by $p!k3beaut1fuL$D25 January 5, 2023

Kick

Cool, sick, slick, or narly

Wow that switch was kick.

by Brian deer July 1, 2023