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porch burger

A slur describing someone in the inner city, likely unemployed and overweight, who spends their days on his/her porch or stoop drinking and cat calling women
Stay off state street today, it’s filled with porch burgers
by Parker Parker December 31, 2024
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burger

demonym of people from the United States. It's a reference to their infatuation of fast food hamburgers made from questionable sources, their unintellectual obsession with basing complicated economic matters on the price of a McDonald's Big Mac, and the fact that the United States has one of the highest obesity rates in the world.
Burger: "I support bombing other countries because the United States is the greatest country in the world."
Rest of the world: "Shut up, you stupid burger."
*U.S. empire collapses*
by usaempirecollapsewatcher January 24, 2024
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Burger

burger
/ˈbərɡər/
Slang (informal, chiefly U.S. urban youth culture)
noun
A person, style, object, or situation regarded as lame, corny, or lacking quality; something considered uncool or unimpressive.
Example: “That outfit is burgers — you need to switch it up.”
adjective (informal)
2. Describing something as whack, trash, or subpar in quality or appeal.
Example: “Their whole vibe is kinda burger today.”
Origin:
Likely derived from playful slang extension of burger (as in “hamburger”), reinterpreted metaphorically to denote something plain, basic, or undesirable — similar in tone to slang terms like buns or mid.
Examples of “burger” (slang):
In conversation:
“Bro, that outfit is straight burgers — you gotta switch it up.”
→ (Meaning: That outfit looks lame or corny.)
Talking about performance:
“We lost by 30? Nah, our defense was burger tonight.”
→ (Meaning: The team’s defense played terribly.)
On social media:
“Tried that new spot everyone hyped up… total burger. 3/10.”
→ (Meaning: The experience was disappointing or trash.)
Describing someone’s vibe:
“He’s cool sometimes, but his jokes be burger fr.”
→ (Meaning: His jokes are lame or not funny.)
As a playful insult:
“Don’t be a burger, bro — come to the party.”
→ (Meaning: Don’t be lame or boring.)
by DaSickest2(Eva)DoIt November 8, 2025
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Burger

Someone who only uses 1234 in aba (Anime Battle Arena)
I’m Zaden and I’m a burger”
by Aba-Chan November 10, 2025
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burger

An absolute dumbass whith a goffy ass name.
Burger is a fucking dumbass
by 2unlucky March 16, 2022
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burger hug

A warm embrace only given on birthday celebrations that involve a visit to a burger restaurant, a cookout (with burgers), or a dinner at home with homemade burgers.
I will give you a burger hug next time I see you.
by malexhoydad November 15, 2018
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junior burger

A Junior burger is a rooky in the art of threesom sexual interactions . Usualy the burger subject would be the one person/ sex (male/female) being the (burger patty) between the other 2 people (the buns)
Old mate andrew is a junior burger cause he has only had one threesom experience
by the Mayer of Toowoomba March 27, 2020
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