Your mother

a figure that doesn't love you. Especially if your name is Jacob Mohmand

"Pigs flying is about as probable as your mother loving you"

by TheVervy March 21, 2022

your mother is a basketball

Song by Joe hawley on his album titled "Joe Hawley Joe Hawley"

Also a joke alot of tally hall fans say

Person 1: Hey, do you wanna know what your mom is?
Person 2: what is she?
Tally hall fan: your mother is a basketball

by AnonWT. March 2, 2025

Mother KarranEXE

THE GOD OF MOTHERS

Mother KarranEXE is cool

by OTTEROFSEAS September 11, 2021

to fuck your mother made of bullshit

stuff

idk to fuck your mother made of bullshit

by HOTTY MC SCOTTY November 21, 2022

Father And Mother

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are father and mother.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025

your mother

something fat thats too fat to scale

your mother is gay

by sheeesh dats krazy May 1, 2022

mother milker

another word for a dad who has compulsive sex

My mom just called my dad a mother milker and he got a boner!

by cheesy_corvette September 23, 2023