Matthew Lotz

An absolute mad man. Strongest high schooler in the US and possibly North America. Squatting a remarkable 500 lbs at 16 years old with depth. No one can stop this beast. Receiving offers from 9 Big Ten schools for tight end. Kyle Pitts needs to watch his back.

Did you see Matthew Lotz snag that toe tapper?! Pop off beast! #D1 Lotz

by ClEmSoN CoMmIt April 26, 2021

Matthew K

Sloppy pig who likes bbq sauce and has a lot of dandruff.

Matthew K Is a sloppy pig who
likes bbq

by Krusty Weirdo 997 December 02, 2019

Matthew watts

This kid.... He grinds my gears.
He usually sits on his ass eating an apple to pretend that he actually just a fat ass.
He also fucks his relatives and eats crackers like the one he is.
Well what can i expect from someone from west greene...

My name is Matthew watts

by Your_dad445567 November 26, 2018

Matthew Patel

THE BEST MAN TO EXIST ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN EARTH
IF YOU WANT FIGHT ME‼️‼️🗣🙏
HA! UR NOT THE BRIGHTEST🗣🙏

Person one: Hear me out...Matthew patel-
Person two: NO.

by GOOBERRRRRRRRRRRRR December 10, 2023

matthew patel

THE MOST BEST MAN ON EARTJ

Person 1: Matthew Patel is so fucking hot

Person 2: what.

by GOOBERRRRRRRRRRRRR January 14, 2024

Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.

Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.

by MOOSELUMS December 05, 2021

matthew reed

A guy that compares himself to everyone and everything’ loves deep but controlling

Matthew reed in ohio

by Jkaghd March 17, 2018