by FreshSunnyB August 16, 2017
Get the Light the h00ksmug. The website said I needed to pay by the 26th... They sent me something in the mail saying that I needed to pay by the 15th.... They shut it off on the 22nd while I was asleep. I woke up and saw that the light was off and I knew exactly what happened. And then I sat in the dark and tried to call them but once they turn it off the make you pay something up front and I'm like "I use the fucking website. I go and pay by what the fucking website says and it says the 26th" and this chick sounded like she was about to cry. And guess when I got paid. Guess... The exactly date of my pay day was the 26th. The day by which the website said I had to pay.
Hym "So my lights were off, fuckface. Do you like it? Do you like my little show I put on here? I do it either the lights off sometimes. I KNOW I posted to bitch about it when I happened. Remember that? Remember? I know I posted with about it. Did you laugh?"
by Hym Iam October 25, 2025
Get the My lights were offmug. by This Tik Toker February 28, 2023
Get the National Light-skin Girl Daymug. When one is getting into the zone of needing sex.
In aviation and many other industries equipment has caution lights that come on when your equipment needs servicing.
The “symbol” or “verbiage” behind the light tells one what needs serviced.
In aviation and many other industries equipment has caution lights that come on when your equipment needs servicing.
The “symbol” or “verbiage” behind the light tells one what needs serviced.
My horny light is flashing need sex soon.
My horny light is steady, need sex now.
My horny light is steady bright, over due for sex.
My horny light is steady, need sex now.
My horny light is steady bright, over due for sex.
by MRlickalotapuss September 26, 2023
Get the horny lightmug. A party trick which consists of holding a lighter up to your ass while farting, which emits a flame causing you to to spontaneously cumbust.
by CHALKWALKER May 11, 2024
Get the Southern lightsmug. Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.
"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)
"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)
"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"
"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)
"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"
by Izzybaby1312 July 28, 2021
Get the Check English Lightmug. A virus that begins with the intake of a six pack of Coors Light. Can lead to pneumonia and one hell of a bad fever dream.
by SSMGod5136 March 16, 2020
Get the Coors Light Virusmug.