seaweed legs

Meaning 1: When you laugh to much your legs start to wobble and you can’t stand up straight

Meaning 2: You just wobble because you have weak/numb legs

“Your ganna get seaweed legs if you laugh too much”

OR

“Why do you wobble when you laugh?”
“Cause I got seaweed legs”

by anonymous December 2, 2020

stanky leg poop daddy

A pooper who yells allah akbar before nutting in your mom

We need to help my friend before he becomes a stanky leg poop daddy

by Pooo daddy420 August 31, 2019

lobster legs

when you get red lobster-like legs from sunburn

"put some sun cream on or you'll get lobster legs !"

by Clawcracker May 13, 2016

Pulling My Turkey Leg

Another expression of pulling my tail!

“ You are really pulling my turkey leg right now”

by corrinao October 11, 2025

Shake-A-Leg

A name of a person who has a lab coat tucked into his pants and walks with a limp. Occasionally scratching his ass like he didn't wipe after taking a dump. After scratching he proceeds to shake his leg as if he crumbled the leftovers into his underwear.

Hey look! There goes ole' shake-a-leg. Don't get behind him!

by Thepeoplewatcher May 3, 2023

hob leg

Hob leg, verb. To hob leg someone or something is to reduce its effectiveness or capability in some way.

Hey man, don't hob leg me here!

by dingleboom December 9, 2021

Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

by Dwevle May 10, 2019