Yeah this name sounds american asf but if you meet an albo named kevin just know you in for a crazy time. These kevins drive every fucking car like its a stolen amg, they take roids and hit the gym like crazy, and they'll fuck any bitch out there especially the serbbitches.
Bro some dude in a benz doing 80 in a 20 almost hit me earlier and my girl hasn't been texting back all day even though its our 5 year anniversary. Kevin's been out, there's your culprit.
by americanizedshqiptar January 26, 2025
1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022
1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022
by Zmyancy September 24, 2019
Guy 1: hey dude have you seen the new horror movie
Guy 2: yeah dude it stars kevin mutch as the ghost
Guy 2: yeah dude it stars kevin mutch as the ghost
by Mydadleftmeattheageof4 April 04, 2023
Kevin is big gay. He does loud love to homosexual homosapiens. Although his last name is Magana he is most resembled by the Hindu character "Ravi". Although many women find Kevin attractive, some think he is a piece of shit that looks like a guinea pig. The unfortunate thing is, is that Kevin has chicks on his dick 25/8. However, because Kevin is Big Gay, he does not know how to handle these women. Kevin just wants loud fuck. He does not respect women because he is one of them. The word Kevin is also known as an Ancient Greek wooden dildo. This is quite ironic, considering the fact that Kevin is big gay. Thank you for listening, kevin big gay.
by Kevdawglovesmen November 01, 2018