Your enemy: Kevin?
Your dumbass: Yeah! He's my giant bird pet!
The more sensible old man who's with you for some reason: But it ran off! (Throws away your prized chocolate) He's gone now.
Your dumbass: Yeah! He's my giant bird pet!
The more sensible old man who's with you for some reason: But it ran off! (Throws away your prized chocolate) He's gone now.
by MultiMan44 July 17, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. The main reason kleenex is still in business!! He prefers 3 ply. Kevin is a true believer in mind reading and owns lanes 38 to 11. Does not drive raymond trucks because he only wears a crown. Will not second guess a call to the the ministry of labour. Kevin has also pulled more pallets than another reach driver. He's a strong believer that a missing check digit is a health and safety issue!!
by KEVIN ALDRED January 20, 2024
Get the Kevin Aldredmug. A plush panda living in Oslo and who likes beeing cuddled. He also enjoys staring at people in the night with a cheeky smile. Kevin was born in Texas, U.S., but is used to travel a lot. He can easily fit in a suitecase, just needs a few holes to breath.
by Rabbit&Panda November 7, 2017
Get the Kevinmug. 
Someone who although is annoying and painful to be around, You still are friends with him for some reason.
by Vauledfungus August 8, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. A Kevin-Chantal, especially a second generation Kevin-Chantal, is such a sweet and handsome man that everyone wants to get to know. His parents love him and are very proud of him. He mostly fails to make you laugh but Kevin-Chantal is always there when you need him. He is very calm when he is not enjoying a fine glass of gsprütztä wissä. A Kevin-Chantal can talk to you for hours without saying anything with real substance. Kevin-Chantal can be quite the head turner, but he is always loyal. He deeply cares about gsprütztä wissä and it can be extremely hard to earn it back once it is gone. A Kevin-Chantal loves passionately and once he has fallen for someone special, he would do anything and everything in his power to keep her/him. He always knows how to make you feel like the most beautiful and special Weisswein in the world. There is never a dull moment with a Kevin-Chantal.
Girl 1: look at that guy over there, he is really enjoying that gsprützä wissä.
Girl 2: wow, that's a Kevin-Chantal right there, wish my bf was more like a Kevin-Chantal.
Girl 2: wow, that's a Kevin-Chantal right there, wish my bf was more like a Kevin-Chantal.
by MGring July 14, 2021
Get the Kevin-Chantalmug.