Kevin

Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.

Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin

Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?

Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.

by WaltWalterson May 25, 2022

kevin 11

The reason I watch ben 10 alien force

Kevin 11 : you gotta treat a woman like you treat a car

Gwen : go on

Kevin 11 : no I sense I’ve made a mistake

by Soulscythe May 28, 2022

Kevin

An Egotistical Fucking Asshole.

haven’t you meet Kevin

yeah… why
he’s an egotistical fucking ass hole right

by Curly fry$ May 30, 2022

Kevin

A guy with the most largest penis(1000inc)

Kevin has a large penis

by Kevin's fans June 3, 2022

SHUT UP KEVIN!!!

It is Devin and nicks pronoun when kevin comes up

Kevin: Is that your girlfriend😏
Devin and nick: SHUT UP KEVIN!!!

by Fans of jung kook June 5, 2022

kevin gjini

Hot instagram model, bottom, twink, and goes for straight men only.

Have you seen the new straight guy Kevin Gjini just seduced?

by Flop Era December 30, 2021

kevin blyth

cancer doctor who writes 6 page assessment on new year’s eve night

“you gonna pull a kevin blyth and work all night?”
“yeah”

by Anonymous:)) :D December 31, 2021