Kentucky Cocktail

A bourbon and cola.

After this beer I'll move on the Kentucky Cocktails.

by R. P. P. Shakespeare May 2, 2024

Kentucky plug

When she asks for the slap rounds during sex but then you use your thumb instead while in the reverse cowgirl

“Give me the Kentucky plug!”

by Dipshit bob May 20, 2021

like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.

Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?

by bitchuck May 26, 2025

Kentucky Coonhole

When you stick both thumbs into your girls butt at the same time, then she turns around and you draw circles around her eyes with the poo. Then you run outside to get away from her and knock over the trash can

Landon injured himself on the back end of doing the Kentucky Coonhole.

by LY67KC January 7, 2023

Kentucky plug

Plugging bloody holes with your thumb

She's on her period but I'll Kentucky plug it and go in the backdoor.

by Bigdabnug420 May 20, 2021

Kentucky Conductor

Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled

Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.

Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"

by Kenny Fucking Powers! June 4, 2024

Kentucky Moms Slay

K entucky
M oms
S slay

“I wanna Kentucky Moms Slay.”
“Do you want to see my therapist..?”

by Erika&Zamira&Red July 5, 2023