eats toenails found on the floors of bathrooms, easily forgets i’m in his walls, smells nice, usually like fresh winter pine. sniffs babies heads for pleasure, thinks its normal to suck on grandmothers toes especially after their morning jogs. doesn’t understand the mechanics of sex. attempts to use tiktoks to flirt and it always works. down bad but never admits it. has a foot fetish and enjoys watching furry porn. attractive.
do you know that kid jacob?
the one who sniffs babies heads and licks grandma toes?
yeah that one.
no.
the one who sniffs babies heads and licks grandma toes?
yeah that one.
no.
by calebs lovely girlfriend December 26, 2021
Lives in your walls :)
You hear sounds at night. They surround you while you try to achieve sweet slumber. You feel as though... you aren't alone in this seemingly empty house.
Jacob is watching.
Jacob is watching.
by TylerKai421 November 24, 2021
A Jacob has big dick energy.
by godisthebesteverintheworld November 23, 2021
Pansexual liking of all people regardless of gender or identification- falling in love with personality
by Jùłïæñ April 04, 2020
Jacob: I fucking love Tony
by totally not jacob November 23, 2023
This guy who secretly has glasses and they make him look like he's 30 and a dork
but without them he looks like a 7 year old
but without them he looks like a 7 year old
by imgonnasuewhoevertookurmom December 14, 2021
by TheGoDofawesomeness69 December 11, 2016