Dead Pig's Eye

When you moon someone and pull your cheeks apart. The bung hole becomes the Dead Pig's Eye.

They pissed me off so I gave them a dead pig's eye.

by Rexburger September 19, 2008

Alabama Pig Slop

When a woman is getting double penetration, Eiffel tower style, the two men arm wrestle on her back while attempting to ejaculate as fast as possible. Whoever looses the arm wrestling match is forced to suck creampie out of the female, with a straw and swallow it.

One hundred dollars says my dad will loose to me in an Alabama Pig Slop competition if my mom is on the rag again.

by DRUNKENTREX July 01, 2021

snort the magic pig

a euphemism for crack addict although still crude.

lots of snort the magic pigs live in the negerlands

by instigationmachine May 13, 2004

female chauvinist pig

A female person who thinks men are merely objects to be used for pleasure, esthetic value or labour. It's common place to see these in the form of teenage girls bullying young boys; in fact, most bullies seen in recent years are female.

Example 1:
(Female Chauvinist Pig): Go fight some wars and do things that benefit my life.

(Male): Why don't you do that for me, honey?

(Female Chauvinist Pig): Because I'm not a fucking man, am I?

Example 2:
(14-year-old Female Chauvinist Pig): Get out of my seat right now, you fucking ugly shit!

(Harmless young boy): But... t-this isn't your seat, Sophia...

(14-year-old Female Chauvinist Pig): Get out NOW or I'll punch you in the face, you little shit!

by kronnoc July 01, 2015

Three little pigs

when a really fat man and two really fat women have a threesome in a brick house (or apartment)

Ew gross! I saw three little pigs yesterday, they forgot to turn the lights out.

by captain cash November 29, 2009

Flying Pig Flu

Another name for the Swine Flu as it is a mixture of pig & bird viruses.

The epicenter of the Flying Pig Flu was Mexico City.

by flyingpigflu April 25, 2009

Reverse Pig Knuckle

The act of fisting oneself with the right hand while using the computer for various uses.

Most common:

Playing Fantasy Football
Chatting
Facebook Profile Stalking

"Jack couldn't wait to get home and sit on his reverse pig knuckle and check his fantasy football stats. It was a really hard day at work today"

by Call2CifUqualify August 19, 2009