leave her at the dentist

When the only way out of your relationship is to leave them at the dentist while they are in the chair. Drop them off and head home and pack your shit and go!

Bob: how’d you finally shake her man?

Dan: man I had to leave her at the dentist.

by Chuckyv76 August 30, 2023

Someone that has farton as his or her last name

If you have or know someone that has farton as their last name, then they probably are a horrible "person" and touch kids.

Person 1: Hey you Someone that has farton as his or her last name
Farton: oh yeah I touchs kids.

by stranger.1 May 23, 2024

get her going drive

when you're sat on a tractor

get her going drive

by rawr_xd December 10, 2021

I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

Come on, she is my best fwend!!!

The bad excuse to talk to your fwend in cass

Come on, I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

by VicenaryCave February 28, 2019

Her/She

Kind of sounds like Hershey’s the chocolate brand.

Wanna go to Her/She’s house

Does she go by her fucking pronouns as her name or is that we’re gonna get diabetes at a chocolate factory?

Both.

by BottomDop November 18, 2024

A witch and her cat

A sick podcast on spotify about Harry Potter

(on patreon and buzzsprout too)
:)

smart person; hey did you listen to that last episode of A Witch And Her Cat

other smart human; ofc i’m not an idiot

by bruh ur mom December 09, 2021

Herring

To find yourself attracted and/or actively seeking a relationship with a person that is older than you.

"You lowkey Herring it with your crush on the gym teacher."

by June the Wumbo May 12, 2025