flatzoid

The flat earth version of a factoid: a false fact that can be misused deceive readers into a false belief that the earth is flat

Marizaan used the standard flatzoid that water always finds its level, in an attempt to convince her audience that level means flat.

by Maescro Thumbsbald August 22, 2023

Flatapus

A Flatapus is a play on the word Platypus. A Flatapus is the opposite of a FUPA.

Girl #1 - OMG Your pants are so tight you can see your FUPA!

Girl #2 - Shut up! You're just jealous because you have a Flatapus!

by Princesspitstop July 17, 2024

Flatulnoid

1. Anxious or suspicious about passing wind in fear of flow through

The weekend i’ve had, makes me a little flatulnoid

by Kpsuedonym July 27, 2024

flattyitis

A particularly henious disease where one becomes savagely addicted to chasing large platycephalus fuscus, otherwise known as ‘sandbags’ or OVERSIZE Dusky Flathead. Generally the infected specimen never recovers from this and has it for life.

I used to be scared lonely and confused in life but now that I have flattyitis I can continue to go on.

by Dusky dave. July 31, 2024

Flatback

To get slammed by Corbett Callahan

Person 1: holy shit he just flatbacked that state trooper
Person 2: yeah, that’s Corbett Callahan

by Chodemuncher September 8, 2023

Flattie

Flattie - a breast cancer survivor who has had one or both breasts removed and chose to be flat. Aesthetic flat closure may also be done after removal of a breast implant that was used to restore breast shape. During an aesthetic flat closure, extra skin, fat, and other tissue in the breast area are removed. The remaining tissue is then tightened and smoothed out so that the chest wall appears flat.

This breast cancer warrior is a Flattie.

by KFlattie September 21, 2023

flatwhite

The creation of the term flatwhite dates from April 2023. It is a way to politely express in public that sex has taken place.

Me and Stephen had flatwhite today.

by FlatwhiteQueen October 10, 2023