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Ethan

I know because I am Ethan
by Pro Reapes23 March 9, 2022
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Ethan

ETHAN STOP FLIRTING!
Boi 1: Wow that boi is the definition of single.
Boi 2: Yep that’s an Ethan
*Meanwhile, Ethan is making out with a chair*
by Dankchickencube November 11, 2018
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Ethan

The guy you find outside of a gas station who was banned from going inside. Usually found smoking a blunt or asking girls to fill up thier gas. Talks about being an Archeologist to make himself look cool.
I Saw Ethan again at the Gas station.
Ethan owes me money.
by Luxinator November 22, 2021
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Ethan

Ethan is so cool, and i'm not even capping. Like he is the most best person you'll ever meet. Instead of his gay friends like one of his friends having 50 men in their basement, he is actually better than them.
Ethan is so cool, I wish I could be like him.
by johndoemyass August 27, 2022
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Ethan houser

Often described as a narcissist with his charming personality and a way with words he’s depicted as a manipulative person often stereotyped as a ladies man when it comes to him and what he put his mind too it’s barbecue chicken from there, his persona and what he displays to others leaves people in confusion and disarray, no one knows the real him except what he portrays to others, Ethan houser is quite suave most people can’t quite grasp the thought of how he “free balls” life with no medication but why wouldn’t he? In every way he is described as pure perfection having a strong presence in every room he enters, he walks with confidence and his eye contact is folding, the man is a freak in the bed, he’s borderline genius and athletic, he’s the brains and the bronze and boy can he tell a story. He uses his words for a bigger purpose, he takes pride being a villain as being a hero in someone’s story doesn’t quite bring the exhilaration he wants no that he needs, he thrives off hate it brings him to stepping stones he wouldn’t find by himself altogether he has hunger for ambition and self gratification and will stop at nothing to achieve what he desires, he leaves a mark on people that will never be forgotten, others call him crazy they don’t see what he sees for what he sees is something bigger then himself and he will sink his canines into it if it’s the last thing he will ever do. Also he suffers from alcoholism.
Gosh your perfect, but you know not like Ethan houser perfect
by @e12j.2 February 2, 2025
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Ethan

a normal guy. The end. :) i hope it was fun for you to search up my name. Have a wonderful day/evening/afternoon/night. If you arent well theres always a tomorow. Heres some bread btw 🍞.
Ethan i choose you!
*pokedex: a normal type*
Ethan use wholesum!
*Ethan gave the person sum water for when they go to bed*
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Ethan

Ethan is the worlds best Minecraft player and he also is very uplifting in spirit and tech boy also a little nerdy side. But he also has some down he is very pale and uncoordinated
by Ethans is amazing May 9, 2020
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