A white guy who loves sausage and his is very tiny. His girlfriend (if he has one) is very down to earthIs extremely blessed with great friends. Not a very athletic person, slow, no hops, no agility. Has a high ego but is not the sharpest tool in the shed. His favorite number is 1/2
You remind me of Dylan
by kiteflyer May 31, 2024
Get the Dylanmug. by cora7893 January 29, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. me:do you want to have sex
(girl in front of Dylan about to say yes)
Dylan :yes i do,don't use a condom
(the very next second i killed myself)
(girl in front of Dylan about to say yes)
Dylan :yes i do,don't use a condom
(the very next second i killed myself)
by holy fuck i just ate pussy January 9, 2020
Get the dylanmug. by Adenthegoatfucker March 15, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. by hehdhdjxjjsjjss January 15, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. 
