Dark Dad

A father of usually black variety, and that has also abandoned his children and does not pay the legally obligated amount of money to support his children.
Wow! Jerome is a real dark dad
by brugel123 December 21, 2020
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Divorced dad

It fucking means that you're dressed like a divorced dad, you're probably gay btw
Guy 1: you look like a divorced dad

Guy 2: what's that supposed to mean asshole

Guy 1: ur gay

Guy 2: *makes out with guy 1*
by Jesus.is.your.mother June 29, 2021
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dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody
“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”
by listlessnesss December 05, 2021
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think someone is your dad

to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.
(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)

so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.
by johnnyhash1283 June 01, 2009
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Stephens dad

Stephens dad gone like the wind
by JigglyStephen September 22, 2022
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When someone says something completely random that doesn’t make sense. When someone says something random, say “Last year at the pool with dad?” Put a question mark at the end.
“I passed my geometry test with a 94.”
“Oh. Reminds me of when I got my pet hamster.”

“Last year at the pool with dad?”
Last year, at the pool with dad is just for comedic effect
by Miles Edgeworth76 January 04, 2024
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MAD BAD SAD AND 2 DAD

DEFINITION OF JIAKUN ZHU
Patrick: Your bad
Jiakun:Your mad
Patrick: Your MAD BAD SAD AND 2 DAD
by Yavenu August 11, 2020
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