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Dad joke

Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.
Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.

The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄

Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.
by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022
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Dad

Your dad went to go get the milk and never came back
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Dad

What...
Whats a DAD
by brutherrrr December 21, 2022
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Bloxbrug dad

A Roblox dad. A bad dad. Mostly 5yr old's are controlling this charter. Dose bad job RPing (most of the time). Gonna have drama.....
Dude really? Your gonna be a bloxbrug dad? well... Goodluck!
by anonymous September 13, 2022
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DAD

You might think that your dad is a person you let you do not a thing. Well, you are wrong your dad is the best. I know you are probably thinking that well my dad left me. Well, that is a lesson he wanted to teach you, to never leave your family. Have you ever thought of that? And I know how you feel because I was there and believe me I forgave him because now I am someone I never thought I would be.
My dad left but that just means had to go and find him
by BlackWind1000 February 18, 2020
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pulled a my dad

It's when someone leaves for a dumb reason or they just disappear without you knowing.
Kevin pulled a my dad before practice.
by thisguynoonecaresabout March 8, 2017
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Dad fast

Adv.

To braaap up the street fast enough to pucker a butthole with excitement, but slow enough to not cause fear.
"Did you see that Subaru Impreza? Dude was going dad fast"
by Beebo&Beebo May 17, 2019
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