Council

A formal gathering of "C" words.

Examples - some, all or none may apply.

People : Councillors, colleagues, comrades, cronies, contacts, criminals, cretins, crooks.

Results:: Committees, contracts, collusion, coercion, corruption, commissions, crime, cash, cover-ups.

This Council is composed of a collection of corrupt crooks.

by upyaws September 30, 2025

Chuncle

A chopped uncle, or copped unc
A combination of chopped and uncle

Chuncle Bob went to the grocery store. Or, "you're such a chuncle."

by yourmomisverynice October 27, 2025

chunc

chopped and unc (like ugly)

He's so chunc.

by casa10 November 26, 2025

clunc

someone far too old to be clubbing (club unc)

look at this fucking clunc behind you, why is he staring?

by biscuitsucker November 28, 2025

Council Clarinet

Usually a neon-colored, lithium-powered pacifier for the economically or socially challenged. It is a disposable vape (usually Blue Razz Lemonade or Watermelon Ice) permanently glued to the hand of a tracksuit-clad youth, dole pole dosser or a single mum with Jaden, Kayden and Lilly Mae in tow.

Named because of the vertical, clarinet-like appearance, and its ubiquity in areas where the local currency is lottery tickets and regret. The "music" played on this instrument is usually the sound of restricted airflow followed by a cloud of sickly-sweet chemical fog that smells like a fruit salad explosion in a chemical plant.

"Walked past the bus stop and got absolutely blinded by a cloud of 'Cotton Candy Ice'. There was a gaggle of year 8s in North Face puffers, all aggressively playing the council clarinet."

by Classic Ghostie December 8, 2025

Chuncle

Someone who is chopped and unc but ur so old ur not just unc ur uncle

He identified as an elder millennial more like chuncle

by Draaagonfly January 13, 2026

man council

When a group of men call a meeting to discussing their manliness.

Man council member: I just got laid

Man council DJ plays "Now you're a man a manly manly man"

by KingArnold November 21, 2013