Who invited the clown

A derogatory statement used when a person that the speaker doesn't like walks into the room.

Alice: (Sees Bob on her doorstep) Who invited the clown?

by MalumLibrum958 May 19, 2024

clowning

To convince yourself that your crush is indeed liking you back when in fact it's uncertain or just all in your head.

"Yeah, he's still clowning over that girl that rejected him weeks ago because she liked his post"
"God I'm clowning so hard over this guy but he's sending mixed signals, idk what to think anymore"

by gh0st_191 May 12, 2023

piped clown

It's were you make a ham cake then you put your dick in it.

Na man, I'm good on the bar tonight. Its time for a piped clown."

by MILES ERICKSON June 1, 2024

Clown Shoes

about a size 23

Timmy- "wow that clown shoes are really huge!... I bet there a size 18"

Dan- " Actually Timmy, it's a well known fact clowns wear size 23... SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!"

by DJamesK1 January 26, 2011

Clown Fiesta

That thing Parkzer from DouglasDouglas says.

"That is a clown fiesta" - Parkzer

by <Xon> August 17, 2024

Class Clown

A class clown is someone that has a huge amount of confidence (but some might just be conceited).They are the ones that make students laugh to get attention. It is class clowns that are well known and sometimes even part of the popular kids. They tend to have a bit of a vendetta against teachers or those of higher authority.
As soon as a teacher leaves the class clowns are the ones who will go berserk

Your father doesn’t always look like it but he was quite a class clown in his days. Source: theidioms.com

by MikeTheGoat May 16, 2023

ass clown

a talentless, overly dramatic hack who pretends to know it all and wants to it off.

that no talent ass clown is a black hole of time.

by betherz May 13, 2010