Cake Sitting 

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I can't wait for Alanis to perform a well publicized cake sitting on Leno.

Jennifer: I can sit on a cake for you just as sexily as she does. Unlike her, I may not wear any clothes so the feel of the fudge on my smooth butt getting into my crack....YUM!

Cake Sitting by LadyGoGoGo October 16, 2010

marble cake baby

1. A child that is conceived from semen that drips from the anus, over the taint, and into the vagina after anal sex. The resulting mix of jizz and fecal material resembles marble cake mix.

2. A term used to insult a person who may or may not fit definition one.

1. Dude: I blew a huge load up that chick's ass. I hope she doesn't end up pregnant with a marble cake baby.

2. Tom: That guy is a complete douchebag!
Brett: I'll bet he is a marble cake baby.

marble cake baby by Tommysaint November 1, 2007

funnel cake 

when 2 girls are having sex... and one takes a funnel and pees into it letting the pee go into the other girls vagina.

Damn.. that funnel cake was so warm.

funnel cake by Jim555 June 29, 2006

noob cake 

a noob who is greater than all tha otha noobs

yo that noob cake cant get one kill

noob cake by pimpaholic May 21, 2006

Urinal Cake

Found in the urinals of public bathrooms, most commonly used as an aiming device. Sometimes also used as a means of "payback" toward unwanted employees.

"Sometimes I like to pee in a circle around the urinal cake." OR "Get your ass in that bathroom and change out the damn urinal cakes!"

Urinal Cake by HamDude September 8, 2008

patty cake

While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.

Dude, that girl is just begging for us to play patty cake on her tonight.

patty cake by Bill January 21, 2006

butt cake 

one who is a weirdo (in the bad way)and is also a poop log and a bum cake

Arin Burp, Ella Snot, Matthew Oldy, Cynthia Lee Zechineenee, Patrick Mucas, Corey booty, Ese Sloth, and Calvin Dandruff; A.K.A: Mr. B.O.

butt cake by Barbarah Ann November 17, 2003