cat lady

An older woman who lives alone. She wears nightgowns and owns 17 cats. Her house smells of cat pee, tuna, spoiled milk and bologna. When she sneezes she is engulfed by a cyclone of stray cat hair. She keeps a shot gun by her bed to scare away Jehovah's witnesses, trick or treaters and lost teenagers.

That cat lady sure is creepy. I went trick or tricking at her house when I was a kid and she stuck the barrel of her shot gun in my face when she opened up the door. Wow. That turned me against trick or treating forever.

by Theonewithoutaname August 29, 2014

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Bob Cat

A young attractive woman who shows interest in older men.

"Did you hear?Anna Nicole is a total bob cat now?"

"Yeah I noticed when she was eyeing that older man in the wheel chair today at the mall."

by Jay Jay M July 29, 2009

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Fuck the cat

1)To really fuck something up.
2)An expression of astonishment, utter amazement

1)I really fucked the cat with that one (driving into a lamp post, for example)
2)"Fuck the cat! That guy's got the biggest cock I ever saw!"
3)"Fuck the cat! That guy really pisses me off, who's he think he is?"

by Clayton Farlowe January 08, 2009

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