Scissor Burn

The irritating rash that occurs during wild lesbo muff to muff grinding.

Eat less cheeseburgers to thin those thighs

Kelly and Wendy after a long awaited first encounter were so desiring of each other they couldn’t stop grinding despite the grinding pain of off their private encounter. Scissor burns are totally worth it.

by Shivermetimers6969 May 19, 2018

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burns flat

A dry, windy, dusty as fuck, air-force abandoned little town in western Oklahoma populated by impoverished, gun-toting, bible-thumping, ignorant, trump-loving redneck hicks that wouldn't know a good law if it jumped up and slapped them right smack in the damn face. Truly the arm-pit of America. If you spend anytime there, your IQ will plummet 50 points.

Dropout 1: "I feel dumber."
Dropout 2: "Why?"
Dropout 1: "I drove out to Burns Flat."

by TiredOldMan May 23, 2018

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Belgian Burn

A sexual act in which a female partner partakes in coitus with a male partner, usually her cheating ex. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman pulls him out, takes a preheated waffle iron, and slams the erect penis shut between both sides, thereby providing the conclusive burn and eliminating any future relationship endeavors.

Guy #1: Why are you walking like a butthurt penguin?

Guy #2: Chloe wanted to take me back, so she invited me last night and just when I was about to come, she gave me a fucking Belgian Burn!

Guy #1: What a bitch.

Guy #2: The doctors say the bandages can come off in a few months.

Guy #1: Anything else?

Guy #2: ... I still have trouble peeing.

Guy #1: Okay.

by itsthatotherguy April 15, 2018

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