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Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.
“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023
mugGet the Goldilocks Burnmug.

burning bush

Burning Bush is what Moses saw up on the mountain. Moses came back to camp after going for a long hike up the hill, and when everybody asked him "where you been?" he jabbered about a שִׂיחַ a discourse -- he talked to somebody. But שִׂיחַ also means "bush" in Hebrew. So this story got started that all the jibberjabber came from a bush. And then the story got jazzed up to be a burning bush, because they were making fun of how this bush was what Urban Dictionary calls a burning bush -- a cunt that's been seasoned with hot sauce just for cunnilungus. Somehow that joke became THE most widely told story all over the world -- about the Burning Bush.
Hymie's girlfriend's burning bush was really talkin' to him last week -- gave him a real megillah and he had to tell us the whole story.
by Richard808 February 27, 2021
mugGet the burning bushmug.

Mexican Burn Barrel

The act of putting hot sauce on your dick and inserting it in to a females Anus.
Suzy was asking for a Mexican Burn Barrel because her ass is on fire.
by BongBlazer October 2, 2015
mugGet the Mexican Burn Barrelmug.

Burning nose hairs

The act of consuming cocaine.
Yo Chad this weekend was sick! We were burning nose hairs and pumpin birds.
by DaddyEatzA$$420 March 13, 2018
mugGet the Burning nose hairsmug.

Crashed and Burned

When something severely hyped by the community turns out to be a major disappointment or fails miserably, it is said that such thing "crashed and burned". It is usually used in conjunction with the Hype Train.
No Man's Sky Hype Train crashed and burned spectacularly! I was a total flop!!!
by The Hype Train Driver March 19, 2019
mugGet the Crashed and Burnedmug.

burn the pixels

To use very often. (as in using until it heats up)
If i buy a new laptop, i'm going to burn the pixels on it.
by slang Webster July 8, 2011
mugGet the burn the pixelsmug.

Burn

It was time to “burn” the minister.

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by BeeBian Valakissssnamm August 25, 2010
mugGet the Burnmug.

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