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Andreas loves bananas.
Guy 1: Is that a monkey eating those bananas.
Guy 2: No, he's just being an Andreas.
Andreas by hejsa123... February 19, 2020
A sweet, kind man who always does the right thing and gets all the pussy he wants without ever trying. He’s stuck on things from the past but tries to not let it get to him. Often smokes cigarettes and has brown curly hair.
Is that Andre?
Yeah that’s Andre. I hope he’s alright
Andre by Mercer Island. February 23, 2020
A skinny black boy who doesn't care about your feelings. He is a pervert and will look up your skirt or down your shirt. Be careful around Andre. He might jump out from a bush and kidnap you. Especially if your name is Reyna. He is sexist and when you get to know him, you'll realize that common sense isn't common to everybody. He wears cologne to impress girls and thinks he can bag them but really he's just a wannabe Micheal B. Jordan. He spends his free time singing anime theme song karaoke and annoying people. If you meet an Andre, cut him off. Don't make the mistake of keeping him around like I did.
Bro who's that guy hiding in the bushes over there?
That's Andre. Don't make eye contact with him. Just keep walking.
Andre by bitchesbeb000ners March 15, 2020
Andre a kind hearted boy who is quick to pull the reverse card on u. A real sweet heart and a good friend to cheer u up. With his nerdy exterior he’s easily approachable and easy to talk to.
Yo Andre you is a simp
Andre: no u
Andre by Uwu lmao March 27, 2020
Andreas is a guy with many girlfriends but they are only friends, andreas is often considered a simp
Look there is Andreas simping again
Andreas by AnonymousMonkey137 April 13, 2020

Anderson 

A skinny dirty drawls bitch who can’t spell worth shit and got hella hoes and her pussy stink like damn
All Anderson women got stinky pussy
Anderson by Realuserzz April 13, 2020