Cards Against Humanity

A satirical party game designed by a demon who lives in Dick Cheney’s asshole.
When Wil Wheaton played Cards Against Humanity on his web show Tabletop, it was amazing.
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cards against humanity

the game that should never be played with your parents...NEVER
I just played Cards Against Humanity with my parents, it was a mistake.
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human sandwich

1. When 2 or more people group hug one person (from my experience usually used on one's birthday)

2. Another word for a threesome. You sick fucks.
1. "Happy birthday! Human sandwich!"

2. "Yo, me, Jessica, and Phil had a human sandwich. No homo tho"
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high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.
"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"
by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024
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Human Waterfall

The act of urinating and drinking a beer simultaneously.
Chad was so keen to get bent just as fast as humanly possible, he wouldn't even put down the beer to take a leak. Fellow party guests watched in awe as he demonstrated more than a dozen Human Waterfalls before finishing his case of beer.
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Sub-human

Anyone who is a member of the LGBT community.
That sub-human piece of garbage ruined the day with its whining.
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Meta-Human

A particular type of person who believes and lives by humanity and is not ready or incapable of moving on to new worlds future of a Meta-Verse and newer technologies..
Meta-Human (adj) Farmer Joe is a Meta-Human. We are Just beginning to work our way out of the MetaHuman world.
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