post sandwich depression

the feeling you get after you finish eating a darren turkey chip special

guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.

by dumbledarren March 9, 2011

Black bean sandwich

Black bean sandwich, to lick a black man's testicles while your head is between two white men's buttocks

Our sex life has been lacking so we decided to spice it up with a black bean sandwich

by Havenoregregs December 19, 2022

miracle whip sandwich

A sandwich made of only mayonnaise

He only had bread and mayo so he made a miracle whip sandwich

by Bagel_boi_dude October 18, 2023

Big Man sandwich

When two big sweaty men grind against a man who is smaller or/and weaker to either show dominance, friendship, or homosexual love

“I got big man sandwiched by two guys who I was glaring at in the gym because they wanted to show dominance” or “My two male friends big man sandwiched me to show platonic love” or “My two boyfriends showed love to me by big man sandwiching me”

by Thatscrazydawg October 22, 2023

Nacho Salad Sandwich

A sandwich that has chips, nacho cheese sauce, lettuces, tomato, meat, and bread.

"Shmilly, will you get me a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"Sure, wait whats a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"A sandwich with nacho salad in it, duh."

by shmammom July 14, 2009

Biva Sandwich Special

This phenomenon happens with you are casually taking a nice stroll to the dining hall, while simultaneously shitting yourself the whole walk, and you go in to order the following: two pieces of whole grain bread, with the lunch lady's cum as mayonnaise, your choice of chicken or turkey unseasoned, topped with a thick layer of dick cheese and pesto sauce. As you wait for your sandwich to be made, you realize you shit your pants and go to the bathroom to clean up. While you do this, you thankfully remember you need to piss in a cup so that you can bring it back and use it as dipping sauce for your sandwich. You then go on to enjoy a nice, warm, home-cooked meal! Enjoy!

" I get the Biva Sandwich Special every night at the dining hall! "

by Siva Biva July 18, 2023

Turkey Sandwich Week

Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.

Man: did you have a good christmas?

Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week

Man: great

by bradyBlunderbooth November 6, 2009