UPS

Ugly Person Syndrome

Some people are are blessed, some just unfortunate, they have the UPS.

by Verbal Kint April 21, 2024

Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

Don't get your charging cables all wound up

Don't get too worked up over this inconsequential thing. It's similar to "don't get your panties in a bunch, but much more relevant today"

Did the Uber cancel on you? Don't get your charging cables all wound up, we'll just order another cab.

by Curious Curls April 22, 2024

Goofed Up

When the dick/pussy of your partner is so good, it’s got you making potentially life-ruining decisions just so you continue to have access.

The pussy’s got my man so goofed up, he done co-signed for her high-interest credit card.

“Brittney, girl, Leon’s got you so goofed up on that dick, you went back after he gave you syphilis twice!”

by WhoopWhoopYaBoi April 24, 2024

Goose up

To pluck up the courage to do something.
Can also be used as a way to say, ‘listen to me’

Come on go talk to her, goose up man, just ask her.

Goose up, I’m tryna talk to you.

I’ve gotta just goose up and ask him out.

Goose up boy, get up there!

Goose up man!

Goose up bro

Goose up girl, you got it

by Boooooo99999 April 25, 2024

Kahl up

To "Kahl up" means to be in an alternate world due to the zaa. People that "Kahl up" tend to rip the za on a tuesday night in a room by themselves with their eyes squinted so that everyone can see.

Yo, are you Kahl'd up right now? Ya man I had a bad day, I had.

OMG you are so Kahl'd right now you can barely open your eyes.

To be Kahl'd, or to. Kahl up means to be high off of edibles or a dab pen.

by Hankeryninja April 25, 2024

Get up on that cow!

Go faster and get your stuff together

You’re going to slow it’s a highway, Get up on that cow!

by Cash money 200 April 25, 2024