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Dirty Hairies

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Thou shalt not forsake my dirty hairies under a rug!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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The dirty washing machine

When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine
by Hugecockthisbig👐 September 16, 2018
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dirty salty

When a self proclaimed silver tongue swindles a group of innocent molly munchers into a kissing circle.
How was Rotto? Dirty Salty started a kissing circle... He what??
by Plugga’s plug September 2, 2020
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Dirty Donavon

When you tell everyone you’re gonna go fishing for the whole day, (8 hours) and only end up fishing for 1 hour and then go home.
Dude I was fishing with Chris the other day and he pulled a total dirty Donavon
by boatedRus July 17, 2024
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Dirty Toothbrush

After the softball game, I met the coach behind the dugout and was looking to get a dirty toothbrush
by Billy Barnes February 8, 2019
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Dirty Beatty

When you have sex with a man, in the bathroom of a Casey’s General Store.
Daniel: did you hear about the dude who did a dirty beatty last night
by Lil dick the goat November 18, 2023
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Dirty House Clean House

This is an Urban Term used on certain cleaning occasions. People typically use the term as gay as it is just to be safe. Dirty House Clean House means "Cleaning that was so Butt Fucking Nasty, Now It's Pink Pussy Clean". DHCH is a term of expressive sarcasm after cleaning.

Dirty House Clean House is a safe word to sarcastically reward yourself the achievement cleaning something so nasty into a cleanly masterpiece.

In respect to DHCH for short. If your around friends that don't mind a Fowl Mouth, just skip the DHCH attitude and say after you clean that shit "Cleaning that was So Butt Fucking Nasty, Now it's Pink Pussy Clean". Hopefully someone claps back and says good job!

Dirty House Clean House can be used in many different ways to be creative and clean. Getting Dirty is pretty gay, but who can argue with clean pink pussy? Money Talks and Bullshit Walks. Keep it Clean!
You know what "Dirty House Clean House" means? It's a safe word that means "Cleaning that was So Butt Fucking Nasty, Now it's Pink Pussy Clean".
by CamilleStarlight August 26, 2023
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