When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024
Get the Turkey day votivemug. 
by User0507005 November 13, 2020
Get the National Katie Mae daymug. august 1st means the song 'august' which means someone has to buy you at least 2 items of taylor swift merchandise
'What day is it?'
'August 1st.'
'Oh, it's taylor merchandise day, you have to buy me taylor merch now!"
'August 1st.'
'Oh, it's taylor merchandise day, you have to buy me taylor merch now!"
by taylorswiftenthusiest July 27, 2021
Get the taylor merchandise daymug. by cronk64 April 10, 2024
Get the National Fuck Snowblind Daymug. Come on girls, don’t be pussies, ask a boy out!! It’s national ask a boy out day!! You will never know if they like you if you don’t ask!!
by 1737563738jeffvlogs November 7, 2020
Get the National ask a boy out daymug. by janajdhakhskshxkbakshx January 10, 2022
Get the head daymug.