Non-Fur-Day for furries

On December 21st if you are a furry and have a non-fur friend (which you probably do) you must do something with them. This is also, similar to Fur-Day the day of booping snoots, art, soft fur and fun.

shark: yo it's non-fur-day for furries
Tim: oh really? what do you want to do?

shark: we can make you a fursona >w<
Tim: sure whatever if it makes you happy

by dog32012 December 20, 2020

National Homie Rimjob Day

Licking your homie's ass is aloud on this day without it being gay.

Any year on June 9th, you can go ham on a homie!

Hey Joe, can I eat your ass?

Joe would then say: Go for it man! It's National Homie Rimjob Day.

by UT99Fan July 9, 2021

National Hoe Day

It’s a national holiday where we celebrate the hoes and the whores on May 4th.

Hi Cindy, Happy National Hoe Day.

by anonymous rizzler August 12, 2025

National soapy titty pic day

On may 20th any girl of your choice has to send 3 soapy tittie pics

May I get 3 soapy titty pics from you my love

Ayo it's may 20th National soapy titty pic day
send me a soapy tittie pic

by Xylvan May 20, 2024

Day-Jays

Comfortable lounging type clothing. Often confused with PJs, but suitable to wear to Walmart or other public places.

I'm tired of all these people dissing the Walmart customers showing up in their PJs. Those aren't PJs those are Day-Jays.

by duBois-et-Fer March 19, 2020

Aperil Fools Day

A 24-hour period in early Spring when folks behave primitively in order to play pranks on each other.

Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?

by QuacksO April 3, 2023

Kick your sister day

Kick your sister day is on august the second so they should beware of where they go on that one day

Kick your sister day is when you are able to kick the ever living daylights out of your sister

by Gavin Mamalton August 1, 2023