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shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
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Pay the fuck up drew

When you have to convince a male usually named drew that he owes for a typo
by Pixie pic December 15, 2022
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Noun: anyone who brings up Fuck The Owner Week, a cuck, a tactard who gets no bitches
"That one fucking discord member is a pain in the ass."
by #1$tuńńā December 22, 2022
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Fucked the Couch

When you fail at a big opportunity, because going offline and talking to normal people exposes how weird and extreme your politics are. Similar to "showed my power level."
"He was up for the position, but he started talking about how women are the property of their husbands, and should get married at age fifteen. They really fucked the couch when they hired him."
by JSpaulding August 10, 2024
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Fucked Up Upon Arrival

FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.
by RoJo75 December 13, 2020
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Fetal Fuck

When you fuck a girl so hard she starts making baby noises then cries.
Brian : "How'd it go with Ally last night?"
Jack: "Dude I totally Fetal Fucked her."
by Biggish Bulge April 8, 2019
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