Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Jack shut up

Jack is a name that annoying people usually have. Or cool people. "Jack shut up" is what you say when your friend named Jack is getting a little annoying and corny.

Jack: "Blah Blah Blah"
Devan: "Jack shut up"

by yeptotally August 23, 2025

STR8 Up

Absolute or undeniable

She looked like a STR8 UP princess in that dress.

by Captain Cueball March 13, 2024

Shut up

Keep talking or I'm going to shove my yardstick up your ass

"Shut up George"

by jtfhjhfkkkuuvufvkgvug November 22, 2021

stanging up

Shanon's way of saying standing up

why you stanging up

by Number 29 November 30, 2020

3 fingers up

3 fingers up mean you have W rizz

steve : "look they're taking a picture and she has 3 fingers up!
maya : "YUP she definitely has W rizz.

by kittenwhiskers69 April 11, 2024

4 fingers up

Putting four fingers up in a picture is a way of you secretly saying that your GAY for ZUBAIDA:)

"hey did you see where gabe posted a
picture with 4 fingers up??"

by eh..gurl.what August 16, 2022