This is when a person is sleeping and you wake them up from their sleep and force them to give you a hand job
by G Bara December 15, 2021
Get the Dirty Teghanmug. A dirty keylei is when a women she commits sexual activity with her best dude friend .... when he has came she keeps it as a sandwich spread
by Kim taehyseokoyoongi April 18, 2020
Get the Dirty keyleimug. When you have buttsex with a girl speaking in tongues after drinking in the pool all day long and she gets nauseous so you reach around to hold a trash can for her while she pukes but keep pounding it so hard.
I felt so bad for Kara after her husband gave her the Dirty Vallarta last night, she’s still kinda nauseous and won’t be shitting right for a week!
by Ponch96 July 26, 2023
Get the Dirty Vallartamug. Where you piss while doing anal and you let it drip out with sweat, period blood and the piss into a cup and then you give the cup to your nan for Christmas dinner.
by thebestwriter. June 20, 2025
Get the Dirty deaconmug. Plucking your ginger pubic hairs and gluing them to your girls face, then nutting on her ginger beard while screaming "rizztasticale"
by dirtymarnolover May 6, 2024
Get the Dirty Marnomug. The act of masturbating a bathtub with garra rufa fish while they eat all the dead skin off your dick, balls, and asshole. Of course you watch them swim through your jizz after you cum in the water.
by CandaceSuite December 22, 2020
Get the Dirty Mulwelimug. When two dudes are anal fucking each other and one grabs the other guys cock from beneath and blows down it like a trumpet with mustard in his mouth
by The smidgenator August 30, 2025
Get the Dirty smidgemug.