national post on your spam account day

April 28th is national post on your spam account day where you post something on your spam account/finsta.

It’s April 28th… you know what that means, it’s national post on your spam account day so you better make your post!

by throwRA42825 April 28, 2025

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Your day is a shitterton

Funny day

Mate your day is a shitterton if not boat water

by Rangers A Joey March 18, 2025

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National Creampie your homie day

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.

“Dude why is your dick out”

“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day”

“Alright, take off my pants”

by homiefucker December 11, 2023

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International Chia Day

A day celebrating all things chia, on April 21st

Happy International Chia Day, Dave!

by Garrett Pullman April 13, 2023

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International Troll Day

It is on April 1st, you can troll anyone.

You've been trolled! Cause it is International TROLL DAY!

by Jess Kidding November 25, 2022

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Plymouth Rock Day is the 2nd Monday in February when all females are required to give blowjobs before 2pm or be punched in the face. Originates from a whore named Plymouth who loved to give blowjobs, often being rewarded with phrases like "Wow Plymouth, you rock!"

Can't wait for Plymouth Rock Day. Hope I don't get that snaggle toothed bitch again

by robertisafaggot February 9, 2015

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