furt Harass day

on 21st of December, everyone is allowed to harass furt#0022 on discord

it's furt harass day, time to do our job

by Psychologemelone44 December 20, 2022

pushing cripples day

October 25 is the day where you could pushed your crippled friend.

Hey did you know it’s pushing cripples day? Let’s push our friend with a broken knee!

by Haha..12 October 19, 2022

National wear grey panties day

9th february is known as the national wear grey panties day! On this day, everyone has to wear grey panties, no matter the gender

sarah: are you wearing grey panties?
justin: no, why would i?

sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!

by funkypantylol February 9, 2025

National twerking day

Today is the day where you shake what your momma gave you.

Today is national twerking day get ready people!

by tylerfunk June 23, 2020

Mirror Pic Day

Send your man or girl a cute pic of you in the mirror on August 13 cause you love them

Person 1: did your girl send you a mirror pic today?
Person 2: no, why
Person 1: its August 13, Mirror Pic Day!

by PpLuverJknoHomo August 6, 2021

National Head Day

National head day is a celebrated on January 8th every year, on this day you significant other gives you the sloppiest gluck gluck 9000 to please her man.

Him: You know what today is?
Her: January 8th!
(Both lock eyes)
Both: National Head Day!
(Audible Head Noises)

by Webster Dictionary Officle December 19, 2023

National Bully Eitan Day!!

On this wonderful day, all you get to do it bully your fellow peers named Eitan. Whenever you see a person named Eitan, you must look him (or her its 2024) in the eyes and pee on his little sister and make his sister hug him for 5 minutes straight and put it on the hub

Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what day it is today!!
Smelly Eitan: What???
Person one: National bully Eitan day!!
Eitan: NOOOOO!!!
Person one: YES U STINKY TURD!! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR BALLS!!!

by Emma Slays January 9, 2024