Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone's mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
by Tomentos July 24, 2024
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Jamaican Waffle Stomp

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.
Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!
by GangstaGreg2100 May 21, 2024
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Alabama Blue Waffle

the act of shitting in someone's pussy or ass and fucking it
p1-Alabama blue waffle?
p2-no
by harryDBD March 18, 2024
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Tard waffle

A word to describe idiots that like png tubers
your a freaking Tard waffle
by stoopidrak448 July 12, 2022
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Ginger waffle cock

Timmmeehhhhhh!!!
Timmmmeeehhh is a ginger waffle cock. Nuff said!
by Bladesbob June 21, 2020
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Texan waffle

A Texan Waffle is to cum onto anyone while shitting agresivly to assert dominance
I just pulled a Texan Waffle on my teacher
by Ajsbejctdbevuctjdld April 12, 2024
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Waffled

When a subject is transported by Law Enforcement in the back of the squad car and being belligerent. The official checks the brakes, the subject in the rear flies into the metal cage producing a waffle imprint on the subjects face temporarily.
Joe was screaming at the officer on the way to the station from the back seat and was waffled to keep him compliant.
by Hank Hoodat November 13, 2021
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