Two Night Stride

Unlike a traditional One Night Stand, the two (or more depending on preference) engage in sexual relations for two consecutive nights with the same notion of not seeing each other after the conclusion. The purpose for this is for a man or woman to catch their "prey" for a weekend instead of having to go out on the prowl for two consecutive nights (if their intent is to get laid that weekend). This is often entacted by an act of subterfuge (i.e. a bed and breakfast provided by the initiator) for one individual to persuade the other individual to stay another night with the intent to simply continue the sexual affairs for the next evening only to be washed away after one kicks the other out just for the sex and wishes to see them never again. This can also be done by one getting the other's number and calling them over for a booty call THAT MUST HAPPEN THE FOLLOWING DAY and then engaging in sexual affairs and then the initiator either ignoring every call or blocking the other's number afterwards. Unlike "rebeat business", the booty call can only be done ONCE and it is not an ongoing thing. The purpose is for one to eliminate any communication with the person after the two days conclude---simply because of the fear of a relationship, to get out of distasteful sex or to just engage in an act of "fucking and chucking" someone in a longer progression.

Tom: Hey look at that girl over there at the bar.
Ralph: Ya? What about her?
Tom: She looks like a perfect two night stride. I don't have enough money to chase tail for the whole weekend.
Ralph: Go get er' man!
Scott (whom has a girlfriend): Ha. God you guys are pathetic.

by Mickey Brewster August 23, 2011

ten five two

A girl who from far away appears to be a 10, but as you get closer she quickly drops from a 10 to 5, and then even as far as a 2 up close. An unfortunate thing indeed.

"Man I was all about that ass when we were looking at her from down the road, but now I just want to call the dog warden on that 10-5-2"

"That 10-5-2 was false advertising goods she couldnt provide"

by Masternutcher August 25, 2004

two pussied rhino

An expression used when expressing how badly you have to use the bathroom, equivilant to "I have to piss like a race horse."

Can you drive faster because I have to piss like a two pussied rhino

by EKALB June 18, 2009

Two faced snake

A two faced snake is a person that is like a best friend to you when no one else is around but when with their friends they act.

Fred: Ill meet you at the bus stop.

Joe: Okay I'll bring tom.

Fred: Don't bring Tom, it can be just us.

Joe: If you say so Fred don't be a two faced snake again please.

~at the bus stop

Joe: Didnt you say not to bring anyone?

Fred: Bro who are you stop talking to me lmao embarrassment.

by SnakeKid July 3, 2016

Two C's in a K

Two cunts in a kitchen

There's two C's in a K right now man, you better hide.

by ribs no September 25, 2009

Goody two shoes

A person (almost always a female) who tries to be as good and "clean" as humanly possible. She is more often than not a staunch conservative and takes pride in her virginity and her practice of abstinence. She is definitely a God-fearing girl who always goes to church every Sunday, and indeed, based on the way she dresses, she looks like she's going to church every day. She cannot abide it when people cuss in front of her–the most extreme goody two shoeses faint when hearing foul language–and of course she would never consider smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or having any physical contact with a boy beyond holding hands or perhaps a kiss on the cheek. Can be nice but eventually begins to lecture you about your "sinful" lifestyle and just becomes a pest.

"Oh no, she wouldn't even think of going to that house party. She's such a little goody two shoes."

by The_Traitor November 2, 2016

two bob jake

Cheap male slut. Usually used as an insult.

Tristan - "My, you are a cock, Zebediah."

Zebediah - "Fuck you, you two bob jake."

by Daniel Burgess February 2, 2004