Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.

Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg

by NellyJ April 17, 2023

Twat Squatter

A fetus or unborn baby conceived and carried to term by a female human, that does not biologically belong to the female’s male husband, fiancé, or committed boyfriend.

Hey, you cheated on me and got pregnant. That twat squatter is not mine.

by Vapercise April 30, 2023

twat bag

Usually a woman called Debra from the midlands. She is generally very annoying and very old. She is normally retarded and speaks with tongue hanging out. She can usually be found in the window seat on the bus licking the window.

The Twat bag spoke and noone understood her was a very monotone mixture of words

by debras carer December 5, 2023

Twat-wad

tampon or any flexible material that has been or will be placed in the vaginal canal.

Gimme a few, i need too replace my twat-wad. Or, Damn johnny has been acting like a real twat-wad lately.

by Dabhand420$ December 11, 2023

Twat-week

A person who never works Monday or Friday works a TWAT week. Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday.

No point calling Jim today, it's Monday and he works a Twat-week

by Schroomfunguy December 15, 2023

Twat bag

The little cardboard handle attached to a tea bag so you can pull it out without touching your tea

-“Oh no my twat bag well into my tea”
-“uh oh you’ll have to get a spoon to pull your teabag out”

by Veenerbeaner December 8, 2022

Twat Twacked

First Get A Huge Gagger Line Of Meth Out For You And Your Girl.

Do Your Line. Then Start Intercorse With Her, Don't Matter Which Hole.

Mid Way Through Pull Out, Take Moist Member And Throughly Coat With Her Gagger Line Of Meth You Never Gave Her.

Now Secretivly Re-Insert Your Member Into Your Girl, Once Again Either Holes OK.

Now Watch Her Face Flush,

Watch Closely And See Her Body Flutter and Shake.

Now She's Twat Twacked.

Last Night At The Hotel I Twat Twacked Ashley. She Was So Methed Up Afterwards.

by G-Rape December 10, 2022