Texas blow drying

The act of using one’s mouth to blow cum out of another persons asshole after anal sex

Dude there was so much nut in my butt I had to ask if he minded Texas blow drying me.

by Lesean McCoy July 12, 2025

Texas Pileup

A type of orgy involving 20 or more drunken people usually in a Texas Holiday inn. It begins with a woman bent over the bed taking it in the anus . Then the other participants run with hardons or strapons into the asses of each consecutive person interlocking everyone ass to cock , cock to ass.

Gee everyone , it sure is cold outside . I'm glad we had our Texas pileup in our room and not the freeway .

by Scatprick Blomansun February 13, 2021

Texas Nut Scoop

When you heat up an ice cream scoop until it’s red hot. Then scoop a mans’ nut sack off.

I’m gonna Texas Nut Scoop Brad when he gets home.

by Jizz Book March 7, 2019

the texas paddle

You technically hit a kid in the face with a 20 ounce steak

" come'eer you son of a bitch your getting the texas paddle".

by pocket pussy frank June 18, 2018

Texas Cop

Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.

I thought he might help me with the groceries, but he just stood there like a Texas Cop.

by KittyPetunia May 31, 2022

Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

Texas Tugboat

The act of covering a woman's ass with Barbecue Sauce, then licking it off

"Dude, I need to stop at the store."
"Why?"
"I'm giving my girl a Texas Tugboat."

by Derpmannoob March 22, 2024