hawley texas

Hawley Texas is a small ass town that is literally an exit off of a highway with like 150 people living in it and everyone knows everyone and everybody is always in everyone's shit

Hawley Texas is a shit town

by Okkkkkkk666 October 7, 2017

texas trespass

While engaged in Doggy-style intercourse, A man moving his penis from the vagina to rectum quickly without notifying his partner, Typically used when said partner is not fond of anal sex.

Sheila doesn't like anal sex, but I managed to get a few strokes in using the Texas Trespass last night.

by Captin Mccloud September 26, 2017

The Texas two step

Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)

nah, I ante gonna fight you. But I am gonna make you walk the Texas two step.

by Little England April 2, 2017

southwest texas state university

the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from

geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State

by SWT Alumni '89 June 2, 2017

texas oil

Nigga it's that lean

I drank that Texas oil now I'm in another dimension

by Purpledrankdrinker69 June 16, 2017

the texas turnaround

When you are banging a girl or guy from behind then they turnaround and you ejaculate in their nose holes and then you turnaround and fart in her face

She was very religious until I gave her the Texas turnaround and now she is a gas station bathroom attendant

by Balza beefcake June 26, 2017

texas hand grip

Where you jerk a guy off and rub his balls at the same time.

Yeah I gave him a Texas Hand Grip

by Overtime Whore November 8, 2017