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Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
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Ashing off my pickle

When your pickle is too juicy so you have to shake off the extra juice.
“Bro, I’m ashing off my pickle, it’s too juicy.”
by Ashtonmilo January 6, 2019
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pickle

A big round thing that girls and boys suck.
Person1:can I have a pickle

Person2:Sure
Person1: OK *takes off body*+a3
by Your Mooom June 11, 2018
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Pickle wrap

A pickle wrapped with cream cheese and corn beef sliced . Or you could use it as shut your pickle wrap you call a mouth... kind of like suck a dick.
Shut that pickle wrap you call mouth
by Hitzzzzzz JR July 5, 2018
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Mc Pickled

Very similar meaning to the word “pickled”. To be in a confused state of being due to intoxication of drugs and/or alcohol. “Mc Pickled” To be in a confused state of being due to intoxication of drugs and/or Villa Maria.
Villa villa Maria got me so Mc Pickled last night!!
by Endurance July 13, 2018
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Pickle

Pickle is a cucumber that has been pickled in vinegar or other substances for a while
It is always the thing that you get on your McDonald’s cheese burger and say “wtf is this green shit
“Do u want a pickle
YEAH beeeaaaach”
by Izzkidddaone July 30, 2018
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sandy pickle

When you are having sex on the beach and you stick you dick in the sand and then in her.
I gave her the sandy pickle
by Hokpoke August 28, 2018
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