penis ball

When the penis is limp and can fit in your palm like a little ball.

I grabbed his penis ball until it didn't fit in my hand anymore.

by sexy1000 October 12, 2009

penis sloucher

when you have a half boner and it starts to go up and slouches over to one side

man your such a penis sloucher or damn this penis sloucher is really hurting

by birkitt August 27, 2006

Penis Assassin

1. A Penis Assassin is someone who loves penis and loves to take down a good cock.

2. A female who is labeled as a Penis Assassin is usually also referred to as a whore.

A male who is labeled as a Penis Assassin is usually homo-sexual, or just enjoys the feeling of a penis (other than his own) in his mouth.

Yo man did you see how hung that guy was??

Yah dude, he was sporting a huge rock solid boner.

Dude, if Peags the Penis Assassin were here, he would take down that hammer in seconds.

Word.

by Prop_Giver November 2, 2010

penis ear

Person who wears a phallic bluetooth earpiece as a fashion statement, even while not driving or talking on the phone.

"You look so fabulous with that Lieutenant Uhuru earpiece!", he said to the punk with the penis ear.

by Barkcash June 3, 2006

penis pal

1000x gayer than butt buddy

That kid and his friend are penis pals.

by eLgnouV February 18, 2009

Pineapple Penis

1-2 weeks after shaving your pubes/base of dick. The hairs remind you of the pricks on a pineapple, resulting in a pineapple penis.

I pulled down my boyfriends pants to see that he had a serious case of pineapple penis so i gave him a razor and told him to shave it.

by TheKingofHerPleasure November 21, 2011

weasel penis

A penis which is similar to that of a weasel's, in that it is extremely pink, slimy, and unsheathed in a manner much like a dog's penis. However, weasel penises rarely reach lengths of greater than 2 1/2 inches.

"Fuck you, you son of a bitch!" yelled Derek's girlfriend when he tried to touch her with his disgusting weasel penis.

by Durty Deez December 15, 2008